Wasting away to nothings.

Hello humans, I stands here a shadow of my former self.
You remembers the last time, the vet said I needs to be really skinnies so my legs don’t feel so ouchies anymore? Well, the human has been heartless about making sure I gets skinnies and has made the grand human heartless too!
So all my big eyes and beggings and sneakings around trying to steal the cat food is all overs, ’cause the humans just says:” Sorry Jasper, but it’s for your own good.”

The human is getting all scientific on me!

You see the human got all scientific and everything about it and started counting calories and stuff. And she realiseds that I was only getting half my daily calories from my proper food! Yep, I am proud to be such a good beggar and it workeds really well for me for ages and ages, but I gots to pay the price now.

The human is begrudging me every mouthful!

Would you believe, the human has got me my own scales and everything, just for weighings my food?!

Carrots is the only snackie I’m alloweds now!

And then she puts it in a little container every single day and that’s it. No one is alloweds to give me anything but my own food apart from one teeny, tiny treat every day, not matter how much I begs and begs.
Life is not fun at all anymores, I can tells you…

The cats get to eat whenever they feels like it and they never get fat, it’s just not fair!

But I does admits that I am getting skinniers. I don’t feel less ouchies yet though. The human says I has to lose all of the extra weight before I feels really good.

I guess if  my legs stop being so ouchies, it will all be worths it, but it is hard…

Getting boreds of this diet.

I askeds the human how long we needs to keep this up for and would you believes she said forevers?! She says if go back to the way we was going, I’ll just get fatties again and all our hard work will have been for nothings.

I don’t likes the sound of being sensibles and carefuls about eating forevers, ’cause eatings is one of my favourite pastimes you know.

I’ve seen much fatter doggies than me!

It’s not even like I am really fatties, I am just a little stouts. But I am meant to be really skinnies now, whether I likes it or not…

The good news is that I lost over a Kilo alreadies and the human says I get to have a bit more food once I hits my target weights.

And hopefullies I’ll feel much better once I am lovely and skinnies!