Two is better than one!


One Jasper just isn’t enough!

Exciting news!
You may have noticeds that I’m getting olders and olders. Well, the human has been getting sadder and sadder about this, ’cause they know that someday sooner rather than laters, they’re going to have to say “Bye Bye Jasper”.


Worryings about how the human will copes without me…

Now, you and I both know that the human can’t manages without me, so I wanteds to come up with ideas to help the human once I’m not around anymore.

So I borroweds her computer and did some searchings and I found the solution.

I can clones myself!

Yes, it’s true, you can get your doggie cloneds, there are companies doing it and it only costs a little tiny bitty of monies. I even found a company that does it for a mere $50 thousand dollars:


Of course, a cloned Jasper would always be second bestest to the real thing!

Now, I realises that this new Jasper will just be me without the brains, ’cause it’s all of my experiences that made me the doggie that I am.
But if I get the human to clones me now, I can teach the new Jasper all of my wisdomes before I has to leaves the humans behind. I know that it isn’t the same as having me, but it’ll be the next best thingie.

Jasper looking up at me 2.JPG

I could teach Clondes Jasper all my wisdoms!

We can call him Casper as he’ll be a cloneds Jasper, so he can’t have my name.

I know that some of you will say this is wrong, ’cause there are so many dogs lookings for homes alreadies, but none of them are super duper wonderful Jasper doggies, so they don’t counts.

The world needs a second Jasper.

Actuallies, now I think of it, the world needs a whole army of Jaspers!

neutering pyramid.jpg

The world needs more Jaspers!


About jaspermadra

I am a rescue doggie who was saved by MADRA, a dog rescue based in Co Galway, Ireland. I was adopteds a long time ago and have a great life with my humans, so I does whatever I can to help the other doggies who aren't as lucky as me. You can find MADRA's website here:
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1 Response to Two is better than one!

  1. Eh, a mere 50 large is just pocket change.. 😉

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