OK, now I am really, really annoyeds with the human!
See, today was a lovely day and we were having a really, really nice happy moochings walk and I was feeling all happy and relaxeds.
We went someplace new and it was really interestings and there were lots of new smellies. All that was lovelies, we were coming back home again, and we were walking the old way and everything was fine.
Then suddenly, there was this really funny noise and this monster comes running out of the bushes and starts chasing me! So, of course, I starteds running for my life ’cause I thought it wanteds to eat me. The human said they haven’t seen me running that fast for years!
The human had to hurry after me to make sure I didn’t run into the road when we got to the end of the safe bit. I was so frighteneds that I wouldn’t even stop when she told me STAY – I just started walking slowers so the human could catch up.
Would you believe that, once the human put me back on the lead, instead of asking me if I was OK and feeling sorry for me for getting such a shock, she laugheds at me! I mean the nerve!!!
She said there was no monster at all, it was just a little, bitty baby horse and called me a big wuzzy! She said the horse was more scared of me than I was of it – or at least it would be if I wasn’t such a scaredy cat. The nerve, I bet if something ten times as big as her came out of nowheres and starteds chasing her, she’d be runnings too!
I told Jade about the scaredy cat comment and she’s annoyeds with the human too, ’cause she says she’s not scared of anything! If Jade decides to scratch the human for being cheekies, it’ll serve her right.
Anyhows, there was someone there catching the baby horse, so I hopes it’s safe to go walkings there again soon. But I’m going to keep a careful look out, just in case.
It’s a good thing I have a good healthy heart I says…