I thought having Violet visiting was bad enough, but then the humans went altogether crazies and decided to foster a pupster! I mean, they knows I likes to keep my distance from pupsters, ’cause, just between me and you, I think they’re slightly scaries.
See, I met kittens before when I was young and their mothers are scaries, so I’m sure that pupsters all have scary mothers hiding in the background too, ready to come out and bites you if you looks at their baby the wrong way. So I’d rather not go near pupsters at all, just in case. Annoyed mamas are the scariest thing evers!
The humans was completely meanies and didn’t care. They said: “Tough Jasper, she’s only a baby and you got to be nice to her.” And then they wouldn’t even hide my toys like the last time, ’cause they said that babies need to play and they knew I wouldn’t bites a baby for taking my toys. Takings advantage of my good nature I calls it!
So, I had to put up with annoying baby dog all week! She was annoying too, you wouldn’t believe how she screameds if the humans left her alone for two minutes. I never screameds like that in my life.
Spoilt I calls it, when I was a pupster I was gratefuls for any attention I got and didn’t expect to get it all day long. And I couldn’t imagine ever being that clingies, I mean I loves my humans lots, but I’m not going to follow them around all day and night. We both needs our own space.
And she needed so much watchings! We had to get up in the middle of the night to bring her out ’cause she couldn’t manage all night without going to the toilet. And she tried to chewies on everything! And the humans kept tripping over her all the time, ’cause she followed them around so much, so they had to put a cat bell on her so they could hear her.
The worst thing was, she kepyt trying to bite my ears and my tail and stuff and steal the chewies from right under my nose. So I had to tell her off all day long and, would you believe the nerve, she called me her grumpy uncle Jasper!
I’m not grumpy, I just expect some basic manners when you visit me pupsters! The cats agrees with me, they spent all day outside while she was here. Or hiding upstairs on the tall bed.
Anyhows, I was feeling a bit upset with the humans, but I forgives them, ’cause they realised they owed me big time.
So today they took me on a lovely walk and we found a lovely grassy bit and they blew bubbles for me until the packet was empties. It was really, really, REALLY lovelies and I forgives them anything after that.
It nearly made me want to get another pupster, so I can have so many bubbles after, but maybe not this year…