I know I complains about the humans sometimes, but I’ve been hearing some sad stories about people being nasty to doggies and just not caring for them latelies and it made me remembers how really, really, REALLY lucky I am! ‘Cause some peoples are just shamefuls and thinks they can do whatever they want to us doggies and hurt us and dump us and use us to make monies and not care if we gets sick and stuff. My humans might be annoyings at times, but I knows it’s only because they cares about me and wants me to be OK. So I forgives them for taking me to the vet for my boosters and giving me a bath last week…
Especially since they took out this lovely, lovely bubble machine today and lets me play with it! Man I LOVES bubbles! They’re one of the best things ever. I even likes the taste!
The humans never let me have enough of them though, ’cause they say I gets overexciteds and yaps like a Chihuahua and jumps around so much they’re afraid I’ll ouchies myself. And they say if I swallow too many bubbles I’ll ends up being able to blow bubbles myself. (Sounds wonderful to me!) They say everything in moderation, which I thinks is a stupid idea myself, but they got the batteries…
So humans, I loves you, but please give a poor bored little doggie more bubbles so he can feel truly, truly luckies!