#62 – Picking up the poops

You gots to keep nice green areas like this nice and clean for playing ball!

You gots to keep nice green areas like this nice and clean for playing ball!

This is one for the humans, ’cause us doggies don’t minds leaving poo around the place. Actually we even likes it when other doggies does it, ’cause it gives us something to sniff and pee on. (And some dogs likes to eats it, but I think that’s YEUCH! myself. If you likes to eat your poo, you should asks the humans to make sure you eats a better diet, ’cause you must be missing something!)

But the humans hates it, ’cause their noses are so far away from their feet that they steps in it by accidents. (When you thinks about it, humans are a really funny shape… )

This kind of playing would get very messy if the grass was covered in poopies!

This kind of playing would get very messy if the grass was covered in poopies!

So you got to make sure your humans pick up after you, so people who don’t likes doggies won’t have an excuse to complains about us and stops us going places. (Yes, there really are peoples who don’t likes doggies, I didn’t believes it either at first, surely everyone has to likes me!) Us doggies aren’t alloweds to play on the beach from May until Octobers in Galway City, all ’cause some owners let their doggie poo and behaves badlies there. It’s not fair on us doggies with good owners, but that’s how the humans thinks sadly…

Psst, here is a really good spot.

Psst, here is a really good spot.

I helps the humans out by always pooping in out of the way places, ’cause I think you should go on long grass. The humans say I chould help more by not running offs as if the poopies have nothing to do with me the minute I finish, even when I’m on the lead and the humans is trying to pick up the poo with the other hand. I says tough, it smells bad and I got to get away from it as fast as possibles!

The humans say that really good poo bags help a lot if you don’t likes picking up poopies, ’cause the cheap ones are too thin. My humans have a bag holder that goes on my lead, they says it saves having to have a roll of bags in every single pocket you owns.

So doggies, don’t forgets to train your humans to pick up after you too, if they forgets, just barks at them until they get the idea. We wants to be able to go places with our humans after all, so I’m countings on you all to do the right thing for all of us!

Oh and my humans says that having no bins on your walk is no excuse, they has to carry it all the time ’cause there are no bins. And it goes without sayings that you should never, ever, evers pick up the poopies and then throw the bag into the trees. That’s worse than not picking it up in the first place!


About jaspermadra

I am a rescue doggie who was saved by MADRA, a dog rescue based in Co Galway, Ireland. I was adopteds a long time ago and have a great life with my humans, so I does whatever I can to help the other doggies who aren't as lucky as me. You can find MADRA's website here: www.madra.ie
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