I don’t likes wearing clothes at all! Some doggies feel the cold easilies and quite likes wearing a nice jacket or jumper when it’s cold or rainings. But I don’t, I don’t likes the way it feels or stops me from moving properlies and I think all the other doggies will laugh at me for being a softie!
The humans have this idea that it’s better for me to be warm in a jacket when it’s really cold, especiallies now I’m olders and have ouchy knees. ‘Cause getting really cold is bad for ouchy knees like mine. But I’m not so sure… I always goes and hides under the table when the humans try and put the jacket on me. Usually they gives up when they sees I don’t likes it, but sometimes they are meanies and say it’s the jacket or no walkies ’cause it’s really cold! They says I always forgets I’m wearing it after the first while anyhows.
The humans says that it’s a lovely and stylish jacket and I looks very handsome and special in it. But I says I always looks handsome and special! Humans might need to wear clothes to makes them look better, but us doggies are born looking lovelies.
Them humans are sissies and haves to wear clothes all the time just to keep warm, but then they got no fur and would look uglies nakeds, unlike me!
Some humans likes to dress their doggies up and the doggies don’t really minds wearing clothes, so I guess those humans can haves their fun. But some of us doggies hates it and those humans who have a doggie like me should respects that and leaves us alone! I don’t mind wearing a nice comfy harness and I don’t minds a nice bandanna or anything. And I actually even likes wearing a cone of shame, ’cause I think it’s like putting your head in a bucket and I likes buckets! But I hates wearing anything on my body, ’cause it feels funny.
The humans have trieds all kinds of different jackets to see if I likeds some better than others and the one I have now is kind of OKs. But I still don’t loves it and I would prefers if it wasn’t ever really cold so I wouldn’t need it.
Now the humans are saying that maybe they shouldn’t put it on me after all, ’cause when I’m wearing it I don’t get cold when I stops to sniff stuff and that means they have to waits for me more and now they get cold…
The humans reckon the jacket would keep my ouchy knees even warmer if they put the elastic bitties around my legs, but I says DON’T EVEN THINKS ABOUT IT HUMANS!