#56 – Lazy humans!

My knees never hurt when we're going my way!

My knees never hurt when we’re going my way!

Them humans can be so lazies, so you got to manages them properlies.

With this bad weather, they’ve only been taking me on shorter walks, ’cause they use my knees as an excuse and say I’ll get ouchies if I get too cold and wet. And they won’t let me sniff so much when it’s rainings, ’cause they say that standing in the rain waiting for your doggie is no fun at all. The big, lazy meanies!

I had to sleep all day 'cause of no walkies!

I had to sleep all day ’cause of no walkies!

Yesterday, wouldst you believe, they didn’t take me on a walk AT ALL, ’cause it was raining and rainings?! They said they saw me holding my really ouchy leg up a little bitty, so the rest would do me good! Them humans have got really lazies now they’re olders, I remembers us playing fetch in the rain no problem when we was all youngers. You see, them humans knows I’m going to behaves no matter what now, so they just takes advantage.

We're walkings the wrong way humans, so I'm gonna sit here in the wet leaves until you see sense.

We’re walkings the wrong way humans, so I’m gonna sit here in the wet leaves until you see sense.

Today, they did take me on a nice walkie, but I wanteds to go the really long way to make up for yesterday. But the humans said no, ’cause it was too far for me and last time we went the long way, they had to carry me on the way home and I’m heavies. Well, I showeds them, after a while of going the wrong way, I just sat down and refuseds to move. The humans had to carries me anyhow!

Nope, really can't walk that way, you'll have to carries me!

Nope, really can’t walk that way, you’ll have to carries me!

The humans says I’m being cheekies, but I’m not. You see, my knees are kind of ouchies all the time, but I forgets it when we’re going exciting places. But when we’re going boring places, I remembers about my knees and then I has to walk slow and sit down to rest and stuff.

You can let me walks now, I needs to sniff this!

You can let me walks now, I needs to sniff this bitty!

So the humans had to carries me for a bit. But then we got someplace interestings again and I forgot all about ouchy legs. Knees never hurt when there are interesting smellies!

About jaspermadra

I am a rescue doggie who was saved by MADRA, a dog rescue based in Co Galway, Ireland. I was adopteds a long time ago and have a great life with my humans, so I does whatever I can to help the other doggies who aren't as lucky as me. You can find MADRA's website here: www.madra.ie
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