I don’t always likes everyone, cause I’m only doggie after all!

Humans don’t likes all other humans, so us doggies don’t have to likes all other dogs. Just sayin’…

I don’t much likes dogs with big squishy faces, as I’m not sure if they’re being nice or mean cause I can’t reads them! And I don’t like big bully dogs that try to looms over me – just cause I’m small doesn’t means you can bullies me!

I’m happy to ignores most doggies if they leaves me alone!

I don’t like mad doggies that pulls like a train and chokes to try and comes up to me, cause I don’t know if they wants to eat me or just say hello. I don’t likes doggies that comes and put their noses up my backside without asking eithers, it’s REALLY bad manners and I never does it to them!

If your humans won’t look out for you, you might thinks you have to do it yourself. (Don’t worries – no doggies were hurt when takings this picture – we was only playings!)

Sometimes I wants to tell them off, but the humans always tells me “NO! Leave it!” and “walk away”, so I does, cause the humans is boss. But in return for listening to the humans, they has to promise to stop the annoying doggies and keep me safe, or I’ll start doings it myself.