#25 – Dominance theory

Planning to takes over the world - tomorrows!

Planning to take over the world – tomorrows!

My humans told me a really funny joke, I laugheds and laugheds! They said that some people thinks that us doggies are trying to takes over the world!

Apparentlies they looked at some wolves all stressed cause they was caught and not with their families and in a small borings space and watcheds them all bullies each other and thought that’s how all doggies behaves too?

Are these the ears of a wolf?

Are these the ears of a wolf?

Evens in kennels, dogs behaves differently than when they’re livings in a proper homes, so imagines how a lot of wild wolves must have felt? And anyhows, do I looks like a wolf to you?! (I thinks my cat friend Jade might really BE a tiger though!)

We all likes to sleep on the humans beds cause it's comfortables!

We all likes to sleep on the humans beds cause it’s comfortables!

These peoples thinks that if they lets us sit on the sofa or walks through the door first or jumps up or pulls on the lead or eats before thems, we’ll think we’re the boss.

Sometimes I makes the humans wait for me cause I need to finish sniffing, but I don't think I can bullies them!

Sometimes I makes the humans wait for me cause I need to finish smellings, but I don’t think I can bullies them!

Us doggies aren’t that deviouses, we just likes to sleep in the comfy spots and gets places in a hurry. We get exciteds to see you sometimes and jumps up if you haven’t taught us better and we likes to eat when we’re hungry. But none of that means we wants to tell the humans what to do!

The only times that doggies should be rolling overs, is to get sun on our bellies!

The only times that doggies should be rolling overs, is to get sun on our bellies!

We don’t wants to boss the humans, we just wants to do what we wants to do. The humans wants us to do what they wants, so sometimes we don’t agrees. But we knows humans is THE BOSS, cause the humans have all the food and gives us toys and plays with us and takes us fun places and if we don’t does stuff their ways, we don’t gets to have the nice stuff. So we can all learns to do what the humans likes and not what we likes all the time.

I likes to do what the humans tell me, cause it's fun!

I likes to do what the humans tell me, cause it’s fun!

Smart humans can even makes us think what they want to do is what we wants too! It’s much nicer than hittings or shoutings or scarings your doggie.

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About jaspermadra

I am a rescue doggie who was saved by MADRA, a dog rescue based in Co Galway, Ireland. I was adopteds a long time ago and have a great life with my humans, so I does whatever I can to help the other doggies who aren't as lucky as me. You can find MADRA's website here: www.madra.ie
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2 Responses to #25 – Dominance theory

  1. Fluffy Tufts says:

    Very good post! My lot laughed and laughed at that joke too. They said that they are not trying to take over the world and they get to go on the couch all the time!

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