My humans told me a really funny joke, I laugheds and laugheds! They said that some people thinks that us doggies are trying to takes over the world!
Apparentlies they looked at some wolves all stressed cause they was caught and not with their families and in a small borings space and watcheds them all bullies each other and thought that’s how all doggies behaves too?
Evens in kennels, dogs behaves differently than when they’re livings in a proper homes, so imagines how a lot of wild wolves must have felt? And anyhows, do I looks like a wolf to you?! (I thinks my cat friend Jade might really BE a tiger though!)
These peoples thinks that if they lets us sit on the sofa or walks through the door first or jumps up or pulls on the lead or eats before thems, we’ll think we’re the boss.
Us doggies aren’t that deviouses, we just likes to sleep in the comfy spots and gets places in a hurry. We get exciteds to see you sometimes and jumps up if you haven’t taught us better and we likes to eat when we’re hungry. But none of that means we wants to tell the humans what to do!
We don’t wants to boss the humans, we just wants to do what we wants to do. The humans wants us to do what they wants, so sometimes we don’t agrees. But we knows humans is THE BOSS, cause the humans have all the food and gives us toys and plays with us and takes us fun places and if we don’t does stuff their ways, we don’t gets to have the nice stuff. So we can all learns to do what the humans likes and not what we likes all the time.
Smart humans can even makes us think what they want to do is what we wants too! It’s much nicer than hittings or shoutings or scarings your doggie.